On this week’s episode: Donald Trump sees if killing a bunch of his supporters’ kids raises his approval rating … Chicago does its best to throw more smoke in the air than Australia … And Nancy Pelosi is gonna count to three…One…TWO…TWO AND A HALF…

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Headline Sources:

Trump stumbles into war with Iran: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-plunges-toward-the-kind-of-middle-eastern-conflict-he-pledged-to-avoid/2020/01/03/

Australia is on fire:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-50986363 https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/03/opinion/australia-fires-climate-change.html

Impeachment Impasse Deepens in Senate, Leaving Trump’s Trial in Doubt:

Poll: Ivanka and Don Jr. among favorite for GOP voters in 2024: https://www.axios.com/2024-election-polls-republicans-60f37160-a4fb-48e6-b054-22bd303604a6.html

Noah wants to visit Tom and Cecil more often: https://abcnews.go.com/US/marijuana-sales-illinois-top-3m-day-legal-recreational/story?id=68051493

The Golden Globes dinner is going vegan for the first time ever: