On this week’s episode: Trump will assemble evil lawyer Voltron … MLK had a nightmare too; it was called 2016-2020 … And the National Archive will celebrate 100 years of women’s suffrage by literally erasing their voices from the historical record.

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Headline Sources:

Trump’s impeachment trial team is gross: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/17/us/politics/trump-impeachment-lawyers-starr-dershowitz.html?action=click&module=Top%20Stories&pgtype=Homepage

New evidence of Trump’s guilt emerging at rate of 2.6 smoking guns per hour: https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/the-senate-must-not-ignore-the-new-evidence-on-ukraine/2020/01/17/8397b60e-394b-11ea-bf30-ad313e4ec754_story.html

Overblown feud between Bernie Sanders and Liz Warren is a bad idea:

US drone program may shut down because it’s letting China spy on us: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-51100759

National Archives tweak photo to literally erase the voices of women: https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/how-depressing-that-the-national-archives-is-altering-history/2020/01/18/b1e72374-39f9-11ea-bb7b-265f4554af6d_story.html

Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle that “smells like my vagina”: https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2020/jan/13/why-is-gwyneth-paltrow-selling-a-candle-that-smells-like-her-vagina-goop

Space Force’s goddamn uniforms are camo: https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/18/politics/space-force-uniforms-trnd/index.html