On this week’s episode: We’ll say our goodbyes to Trump and Tall Tyler … The three of us will stage as effective a coup as the one Trump’s supporters managed … And Donald Trump is literally pouting in his room with his phone privileges taken away.

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Headline Sources:

Highlights from the literal coup attempt: https://www.loremipsum.com/neonazisedition/fuckyourface

A guy tasered himself while stealing a painting: http://www.yik-yak.com/actuallythiswasnotevenpublishedbyyikyak

Former MI Governor charged in Flint water scandal: https://apnews.com/article/environment-michigan-flint-rick-snyder-f5987ee1f56b62b6858052bb759f996f

MyPillow Guy wants to declare martial law: https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2021/1/16/22234546/my-pillow-guy-notes-martial-law

There is no federal reserve of COVID vaccines: https://thehill.com/changing-america/well-being/prevention-cures/534524-federal-covid-19-vaccine-reserve-is-now-empty

Australia rebrands it’s N-word Cheese: https://manilastandard.net/news/world-news/344298/australian-cheese-rebrands-after-20-year-racism-battle.html