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21: Skepticrat 021: Trump Up The Volume Edition
In this week’s episode, God will forget to destroy America over legalized same sex marriage for another week; Jade Helm 15 operatives won’t herd citizens into prison camps right away, as a decoy; rapper 50 Cent admits that his stage name grossly exaggerates his net worth; and we learn that where Jared Fogle might be going, he’s gonna need all that experience swallowing footlongs.
20: Skepticrat 020 – Immoral Kombat Edition
In this week’s episode; Iowa will surprise the world by finding a way to become even less relevant; computer security experts confirm that the jews also control the digital media, Franklin Graham fails to realize that getting f*cked in the *ss by your bank is a figure of speech, and a Texas man tries to prevent the next Million Man March by crowdsourcing each black guy a dollar at a time to stay home.And, in way of apology for abandoning you for the next four Skepticratless weeks, we give you ten bonus minutes.Music by Ryan Slotnick. Hear more here: http://evilgiraffesonmars.com/
19: Skepticrat 019: Abuse Your Words Edition
In this week’s episode, we’ll reference a bit about correcting errors in the intro, then we’ll cut the error correction part of the show in post production, thus creating a brand new error in need of correcting; Donald Trump recruits a Nazi doctor to help advise the Pentagon on nuclear policy; Alex Jones will ooze more stupid into the world; and we’ll all learn to stop worry and love the bomb.
18: Skepticrat 018 – Coultergeist Edition
In this week’s episode we’ll learn that they cheat at the other kind of football, too; we’ll discover that when it’s 120 degrees fahrenheit, people in India don’t care which genocidal dictator is on their ice cream package; and we’ll wonder why a Mexican demon wouldn’t be named Carlos Carlos.
17: Skepticrat 017: Decriminalized Edition
In this week’s episode, we’ll parrot leftwing talking points while disingenuously presenting ourselves as centirsts, apparently; Bill Belichick is relieved to hear about a Patriot Act spying scandal that doesn’t involve him; we’ll do our best to cope with the whole “less progressive than Ireland” realization; and Josh Duggar makes us really hope there’s at least one exception to rule 34.
16: Skepticrat 016 – Blissfully Ignorant Edition
In this week’s episode, Nestle bottled water considers Baron Vladimir Harkonnen of the Dune Universe for CEO, Heath and Noah spend a few minutes complaining about their impotence, and activists for the unfairer sex accuse Charlize Theron of messing with their glass floor.
15: Skepticrat 015 – Frack Off Edition
On this week’s episode, we’ll open up with a joke that’ll prune the prudes early, we’ll follow it with a bunch of jokes that will make them happy they left when they did, and then we’ll cap it off with some sperm jokes.
14: Skepticrat 014: Genetically Modified Edition
In this week’s episode; a Dutch designer will bring necrophilia into the twenty-first century; the Illuminati world takeover gets foiled again when they underestimate Bastrop, Texas; Budweiser will rethink their new “roofie-flavored” label; and science wasn’t really getting us anywhere, so Congress decides to start shutting that stuff down.
13: Skepticrat 013 – SuperPac vs BatPAC Edition
A Tennessee swinger’s club will find out how many times you have to scream “oh god!” before you’re a church, everyone who feels their estate was unfairly taxed raises their hand, we’ll examine the rich tapestry of Muslim culture one terrorist group at a time, and Gwyneth Paltrow survives for a week on nothing but a twenty-nine dollar martini and five-thousand free olives.
12: Skepticrat 012: Cold Dead Hand Edition
In this week’s episode, Obama will put the kibosh on our straight-to-gay conversion clinics before we can even get them off the ground, we’ll learn that seven out of seven kids with rickets recommend vaccinations, the State of South Carolina feels like we pulled a fast one on them once somebody explained what “women’s suffrage” meant, and the NRA says they can’t be held responsible for a bullet once it’s left the rifle’s jurisdiction.