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đź”’ GAM075 The Encounter 2: Paradise Lost

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đź”’ GAM074 The Right to Believe (Live in Chicago)

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đź”’ GAM073 The Encounter

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đź”’ GAM072 Christmas on Salvation Street

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đź”’ GAM071 Apocalypse 4: Judgement

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đź”’ GAM Bonus 008: The Star Wars Christmas Special

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đź”’ GAM070 Apocalypse 3: Tribulation

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đź”’ GAM069 Apocalypse 2: Revelation

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đź”’ GAM068 Apocalypse: Caught in the Eye of the Storm

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đź”’ GAM067 Blood Freak

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đź”’ GAM Bonus 007: ThanksKilling

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đź”’ GAM065 Holyman Undercover

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đź”’ GAM064 The Atheist Delusion

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đź”’ GAM Bonus 006: Leprechaun in the Hood

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đź”’ GAM062 Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed LIVE from QED

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đź”’ GAM061 Wicked Vultures

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189: Gam189 Unplanned

On this week’s episode, the guys team up for an atheist review of “Unplanned”, the story of how Planned Parenthood secretly juggles the aborted fetuses after close, and the brave woman who had the guts to tell the truth* *Truth not included. Come see us in Cincinnati at the American Atheist annual convention: https://www.aacon2019.org/ If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/ Abby Johnson is a liar link dump : The abortion she saw never happened:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AbbyJohnson(activist)  She got yelled at at work so she turned over doctor and patient records to terrorists : https://www.salon.com/2009/11/03/plannedparenthood2/  She actually left work cause she didn’t want to work Saturdays and got yelled at:  https://www.texasmonthly.com/politics/the-convert/  She didn’t “win” anything: https://web.archive.org/web/20110713174843/http://www.kwtx.com/home/headlines/69764852.html 

188: GAM188 Dead Man Rising

With some help from Andrew Torrez, we team up for a review of “Dead Man Rising”, and learn all about how the death penalty is super duper harsh if you’re an atheist. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts  All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

187: Gam187 Reefer Madness LIVE in Denver

Live from Denver, Colorado, the guys team up for a review of “Reefer Madness”, the 1938 cult classic about weed causing you to drive really fast and murder people. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

186: Death of a Nation

On this week’s episode, Mike from The Projection Booth podcast joins us to break down Dinesh D’Souza’s “Death of a Nation”; the story of an appreciative pardon recipient trying desperately to put the “not” in “Nazi”. Check out The Projection Booth podcast here: http://www.projectionboothpodcast.com/ If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

185: The R.I.O.T.

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of “The R.I.O.T.”  Also known as “Wrist Control: The Musical.” Come see us in Denver! https://theorientaltheater.com/event/332075/God-Awful-Movies-LIVE-in-Denver If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/GodAwful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts   All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

184: Run the Race

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of “Run the Race”, the story of two young brothers fighting over who has to be the protagonist. It’s a conflict we all lose. Come see us in Denver! https://theorientaltheater.com/event/332075/God-Awful-Movies-LIVE-in-Denver If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

183: The Missing Christians

This week, guest masochist Matt Donnelly joins us for an atheist review of “The Missing Christians”, the story of a story of a dream of a story, but with really bad hairdos. If you’d like to hear more from Matt; check out his show here: https://heyscoops.com/ Come see us in Denver! https://theorientaltheater.com/event/332075/God-Awful-Movies-LIVE-in-Denver If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

182: The First Valentine and Love is for the Byrds

This week, we find a guest masochist so masochistic she married Eli; and she joins us for a Valentine’s double-feature where we break down “The First Valentine”, the story of pedophilia not being as uncomfortable to movie goers in the 60s, and “Love is for the Byrds”, the tale of misogyny writing a movie. To come see us live in Denver, click here. To hear some of Anna’s music, click here. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

181: The Laws of Eternity

This week, guest masochist Aaron Rabi joins us for a discussion of “The Laws of Eternity”; the product of a spectacularly weird Japanese cult that seems to be equal parts Buddhism, fevered mushroom trip, and Ultraman. Hear more from Aaron on Embrace the Void and Philosophers in Space See us live in Denver on March 9th. Click here for ticket info. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

180: Silence

This week, we’re joined by guest masochists Mark and Dan from the How to Heretic for an atheist review of “Silence”; a film that proves that even Martin Scorsese can’t make a good movie when it has to be Christian. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

179: One More Round

This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of “One More Round”, which its makers describe as “Basically, the Christian version of Rocky”; in what be the most unwarranted confidence of all time. Check out Thomas’s cornucopia of shows: Opening Arguments Serious Inquiries Only Philosophers in Space Comedy Shoeshine If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

178: Science Falsely So Called LIVE from Dallas

This week, we offer up an atheist review of “Science, Falsely So Called”, the movie where an uneducated, gullible, indoctrinated zealot explains how stupid Stephen Hawking is. Literally. And he does so with the help of a convicted felon and a man banned from at least three countries for inciting violence against minorities. It is, at once, the high and low point of our show. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/