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382: Social Justice Gobbledygook Edition

In this week’s episode, Eli’s slack ass baby won’t even have applied for a job yet, the Milwaukee Police Department might be willing to die for our sins, and Hillary Morgan-Fehrer will remain an idiot. — To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out our half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ To check out our sister show’s sister show, D and D minus, click here: https://danddminus.libsyn.com/ To hear more from our intrepid audio engineer Morgan Clarke, click here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/ — Headlines: Ed Martin: Criticizing Trump’s Church Photo Op is “Social Justice Gobbledygook”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/06/06/ed-martin-criticizing-trumps-church-photo-op-is-social-justice-gobbledygook/ Jeffress: George Washington’s Critics Also Accused Him of a Prayer “Photo Op”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/06/05/jeffress-george-washingtons-critics-also-accused-him-of-a-prayer-photo-op/ Texas GOP Leader: George Floyd’s Murder Was “Staged” to Create “Racial Tensions”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/06/05/texas-gop-leader-george-floyds-murder-was-staged-to-create-racial-tensions/ Jerry Falwell, Jr. remains a dick; apologizes: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/06/08/after-backlash-jerry-falwell-jr-issues-half-assed-apology-for-racist-tweet/ Matt Powell claims “99% of School Shootings Are Done by Atheists”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/31/lying-christian-hate-preacher-99-of-school-shootings-are-done-by-atheists/ Tanzanians pray away coronavirus, they swear: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/06/09/its-a-miracle-tanzanians-prayed-the-coronavirus-away-their-president-says/ Milwaukee Police Chief: My Officers Are “Being Crucified” During These Protests: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/06/07/milwaukee-police-chief-my-officers-are-being-crucified-during-these-protests/ — This Week in Misogyny: Iran’s Sharia Law Protects Muslim Man Who Cut Off His Teen Daughter’s Head: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/06/08/irans-sharia-law-protects-muslim-man-who-cut-off-his-teen-daughters-head/ In Corona Ruse, a Man Took His Daughters to Be Drugged and Sexually Mutilated: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/06/06/in-corona-ruse-a-man-took-his-daughters-to-be-drugged-and-sexually-mutilated/ Missouri Court rejects Satanist objection to anti-abortion law: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/06/10/appeals-court-rejects-satanists-religious-challenge-to-missouris-abortion-laws/

381: Samson of a Gun Edition

In this week’s episode, Steve King applies for a job with the Minneapolis Police Department, Donald Trump tries really hard to hold a book, and the world will get a bonus Bosnick. — To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out our half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ To check out our sister show’s sister show, D and D minus, click here: https://danddminus.libsyn.com/ To hear more from our intrepid audio engineer Morgan Clarke, click here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/ — Guest Links: Check out the Good, Better, Quest podcast here: http://gbqpod.com/ — Headlines: Mad About George Floyd?…Then Protest Planned Parenthood: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/30/right-wing-activists-mad-about-george-floyd-then-protest-planned-parenthood/ https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/gordon-klingenschmitt-and-josh-bernstein-wonder-why-george-floyd-protesters-are-not-protesting-planned-parenthood/ Trump holds bible, pisses off church: https://www.washingtonpost.com/religion/2020/06/02/trump-catholic-shrine-church-bible-protesters/ and https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/06/01/trump-holds-up-bible-for-photo-op-after-peaceful-protesters-are-tear-gassed/ Conservative Christians Can’t Handle Pixar’s “Out,” a Short Film With a Gay Lead: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/27/conservative-christians-cant-handle-pixars-out-a-short-film-with-a-gay-lead/ Christian Moms Say Pixar’s “Out,” a Same-Sex Love Story, Is “Promoting Sin”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/28/christian-moms-say-pixars-out-a-same-sex-love-story-is-promoting-sin/ Supreme Court Rejects Challenge from CA Church Trying to Override Attendance Cap: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/30/supreme-court-rejects-challenge-from-ca-church-trying-to-override-attendance-cap/ U.S. Priest May Become a Saint After Posthumously “Curing” an Unborn Child: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/30/u-s-priest-may-become-a-saint-after-posthumously-curing-an-unborn-child/ — This Week in Misogyny: In the U.K., Domestic Abuse Has Soared, Not Least Among Believers: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/27/in-the-u-k-domestic-abuse-has-soared-not-least-among-believers/ Catholic Chaplain blames COVID-19 on abortion: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/06/02/chaplain-covid-19-is-punishment-for-speaking-boastfully-proudly-of-abortions/ NJ Judge Who Advised Sexual Assault Victim to “Close Your Legs” Kicked Off Bench: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/27/nj-judge-who-advised-sexual-assault-victim-to-close-your-legs-kicked-off-bench/

380: Beach Body of Christ Edition

In this week’s episode, Eli won’t be here because of something to do with a kid, we learn about which guru was killed by which theocratic emperor…and how that affects your June barbecue plans, and the past will come to life because we prerecorded the current events stuff — To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out our half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ To check out our sister show’s sister show, D and D minus, click here: https://danddminus.libsyn.com/ To hear more from our intrepid audio engineer Morgan Clarke, click here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/ —

379: Apocalypse Service Edition

In this week’s episode, a baby killing contest is adjudicated in the courts, the Pope gets a stern talking-to for letting Muslim people play magic with him, and we’ll wipe some cobwebs off a 30 second timer. — To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out our half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ To check out our sister show’s sister show, D and D minus, click here: https://danddminus.libsyn.com/ To hear more from our intrepid audio engineer Morgan Clarke, click here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/ — Guest Links: Learn more about The Condor Project here: https://www.thecondorproject.org/ — Headlines: Conservatives Are Mad the Pope Prayed with Muslims and Jews To End COVID-19: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/17/conservatives-are-mad-the-pope-prayed-with-muslims-and-jews-to-end-covid-19/ Anti-vax BAD GUY FIGHT: https://www.thedailybeast.com/anti-vaxx-movement-civil-war-has-erupted-and-its-just-as-ridiculous-as-youd-expect In California, 3,000 Churches Vow to Open on Pentecost Sunday In Spite of COVID: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/15/in-california-3000-churches-vow-to-open-on-pentecost-sunday-in-spite-of-covid/ Calif. Christian With COVID-19 Exposed 180 People During Illicit Church Service: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/18/calif-christian-with-covid-19-exposed-180-people-during-illicit-church-service/ Hairdresser Says Her Salon Is Also a Ministry, So She Should Be Allowed to Open: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/15/hairdresser-says-her-salon-is-also-a-ministry-so-she-should-be-allowed-to-open/ Liberty University Just Got Rid of Its Entire Philosophy Department: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/12/liberty-university-just-got-rid-of-its-entire-philosophy-department/ Republican Atheist group releases teeny tiny little list of elected Republican Atheists: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/19/this-is-a-very-very-tiny-list-of-elected-atheist-republicans/ — This Week in Misogyny: Roe admits Christians paid her to say she was anti-abortion: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/19/norma-mccorvey-a-k-a-roe-christians-paid-me-to-say-im-anti-abortion/

378: Gates of Hell Edition

In this week’s episode, we learn that Bill Gates is Flucifer, and we learn that when you open up with a pun as good as “Flucifer”, you really don’t need more stuff. — To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out our half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ To check out our sister show’s sister show, D and D minus, click here: https://danddminus.libsyn.com/ To hear more from our intrepid audio engineer Morgan Clarke, click here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/ — Headlines: Churches continue to win exemptions from lockdown orders:  Kentucky Christians Win Fight to Spread COVID-19 via In-Person Church Services: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/09/kentucky-christians-win-fight-to-spread-covid-19-via-in-person-church-services/ Indiana Churchgoers Will Mass-Gather Again; Governor Calls Them “Control Group”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/07/indiana-churchgoers-will-mass-gather-again-governor-calls-them-control-group/ New Mexico Sheriff “Deputizes” 20 Christians, Exempting Them from Lockdown Order: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/07/new-mexico-sheriff-deputizes-20-christians-exempting-them-from-lockdown-order/ Cardinal Slams Pandemic-Safe Communion Baggies: “You Can’t Put [Jesus] in a Bag”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/06/cardinal-slams-pandemic-safe-communion-baggies-you-cant-put-jesus-in-a-bag/ Pastors Claim Bill Gates Will Use COVID-19 Vaccines to Impose the Mark of the Beast: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/06/pastors-claim-bill-gates-will-use-covid-vaccines-to-impose-the-mark-of-the-beast/ Christian Woman Says a Demon Tormented Her Armpit Because of Her Deodorant: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/09/christian-woman-says-a-demon-tormented-her-armpit-because-of-her-deodorant/ Thousands of Churches Have Received Millions of Dollars in Stimulus Cash: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/08/thousands-of-churches-have-received-millions-of-dollars-in-stimulus-cash/ Christian group supports Ahmaud Arbery’s killers: https://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2020/05/christian-group-defends-2-god-fearing-men-who-killed-ahmaud-arbery/ Catholic Kerfuffle Erupts Over Cardinal’s Signature on COVID-19 Conspiracy Letter: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/10/catholic-kerfuffle-erupts-over-cardinals-signature-on-covid-conspiracy-letter/ — This Week in Misogyny: Baptist Hate-Preacher Spends Mother’s Day Preaching That “Feminism is a Plague”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/11/baptist-hate-preacher-spends-mothers-day-preaching-that-feminism-is-a-plague/ Alaska Pastor: God Needs You to Get a Haircut, But Not If You’re a Woman: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/08/alaska-pastor-god-needs-you-to-get-a-haircut-but-not-if-youre-a-woman/

377: Reality Check Edition

In this week’s episode, we’ll fill you in on where Noah’s been hiding, we learn that first, the Nazis came for your phone number so they could call you if you might have a deadly virus, and Alison Gill of American Atheists will be here to quantify your suffering. — Links to more info on Mubarak Bala, the President of the Humanist Association of Nigeria, click here: Nigerian humanist arrested for blasphemy: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/05/atheists-launch-freemubarakbala-to-help-nigerian-activist-accused-of-blasphemy/ — To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out our half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ To check out our sister show’s sister show, D and D minus, click here: https://danddminus.libsyn.com/ To hear more from our intrepid audio engineer Morgan Clarke, click here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/ — Guest Links: Check out the Reality Check report here: https://www.atheists.org/2020/05/reality-check-being-nonreligious-in-america/ — Headlines: Liberty Counsel Lies About COVID Tracking: “Germans Did This Very Thing to Jews”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/02/christian-group-lies-about-covid-tracking-germans-did-this-very-thing-to-jews/ Ted Cruz Milks De Blasio’s “Jewish Community” Tweet In Concerned Letter to DoJ: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/01/ted-cruz-milks-de-blasios-jewish-community-tweet-in-concerned-letter-to-doj/ FAT GUY IN A RED HAT Protest in Louisiana on Behalf of TONY SPELL: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/27/christian-pastors-protest-in-louisiana-on-behalf-of-covid-19-defying-pastor/ Egged On By Tony Spell’s Mom, Christians Jam Police Department’s Phone Line: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/30/egged-on-by-tony-spells-mom-christians-jam-police-departments-phone-line/ Nigerian humanist arrested for blasphemy: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/05/atheists-launch-freemubarakbala-to-help-nigerian-activist-accused-of-blasphemy/ Alaska School District Nixes Books Like Catch-22 and Gatsby as Too Controversial: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/04/alaska-school-district-nixes-books-like-catch-22-and-gatsby-as-too-controversial/ 13 Haitian Kids Died, and the U.S. Church Responsible Offered Families $250 Each: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/27/13-haitian-kids-died-and-the-u-s-church-responsible-offered-families-250-each/ Due To Lockdown, Christians Are Developing Huge Porn Addiction, Evangelist Warns: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/02/due-to-lockdown-christians-are-developing-huge-porn-addiction-evangelist-warns/ — This Week in Misogyny: Lori Alexander praises COVID-19 for forcing moms to be home with their kids: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/08/christian-mother-covid-19-is-a-blessing-because-moms-are-home-with-their-kids/ Dress Up and Don’t Nag: Malaysia Apologizes For COVID-19 Tips on Wifely Behavior https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/02/dress-up-and-dont-nag-malaysia-apologizes-for-covid-19-tips-on-wifely-behavior/ Sudan Will Likely Ban Female Genital Mutilation…Too Late For 87% of Its Women: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/05/03/sudan-will-likely-ban-female-genital-mutilation-too-late-for-87-of-its-women/

376: To Bleach His Own Edition

In this week’s episode, the one time we hope Donald Trump’s fans are listening and “he was only joking”, we learn about the Kalam meteorological pound cake apologetic, and even Noah start wondering where the hell Noah has been. — To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ To hear more from our intrepid audio engineer Morgan Clarke, click here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/ — Headlines: Did Trump Get the Idea for Injecting Disinfectants From Florida’s Bleach Church?: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/24/did-trump-get-the-idea-for-injecting-disinfectants-from-floridas-bleach-church/ A Hate Crimes Bill in Scotland Will Finally Abolish the Country’s Blasphemy Law: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/24/a-hate-crimes-bill-in-scotland-will-finally-abolish-its-blasphemy-law/ Pew Finds That God-Belief Is a Big Factor In Allocating Scarce Medical Resources: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/25/pew-finds-that-god-belief-is-a-big-factor-in-allocating-scarce-medical-resources/ Pastor: In a Financial Crisis, Give to Church…That 10% Doesn’t Belong to You: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/20/pastor-in-a-financial-crisis-give-to-church-that-10-doesnt-belong-to-you/ Right-Wing Pastor: Send Me Cash So God Can Defeat Satan’s “One World System”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/20/right-wing-pastor-send-me-cash-so-god-can-defeat-satans-one-world-system/ Scamvangelist Praises Donors for Buying Him the World’s “Finest” Private Jet: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/25/scamvangelist-praises-donors-for-buying-him-the-worlds-finest-private-jet/ Donations to Churches Nosedive; Levels Now Lower Than During the 2008 Recession: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/23/donations-to-churches-nosedive-levels-now-lower-than-during-the-2008-recession/ Ultra-Orthodox Rabbis Threaten “Drastic Steps” If Corona Limits Aren’t Eased: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/24/ultra-orthodox-rabbis-threaten-drastic-steps-if-corona-limits-arent-eased/ Franklin Graham: 30 People Died in a Tornado, But God Saved This Pound Cake: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/23/franklin-graham-30-people-died-in-a-tornado-but-god-saved-this-pound-cake/

375: Being Detained Edition

In this week’s episode, Heath and Eli handle the headlines wild and free, religious leaders wonder if our Surgeon General is even a real theologian, and Andrew Torrez will be here… because Eli and Heath are doing the headlines wild and free — To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ To hear more from our intrepid audio engineer Morgan Clarke, click here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/ — Guest Links: Check out more of Andrew Torrez on the Opening Arguments podcast: https://openargs.com/ Check out that list thingy that Andrew was talking about here: https://www.cisa.gov/identifying-critical-infrastructure-during-covid-19 — Headlines: U.S. Surgeon General Jerome Adams Explains Pandemic: “God Always Has a Plan”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/18/u-s-surgeon-general-jerome-adams-explains-pandemic-god-always-has-a-plan/ Tony Spell’s  Parishioner Dies After Contracting COVID-19: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/17/covid-19-defying-pastors-parishioner-dies-after-contracting-covid-19/ Lawyer for Tony Spell Hospitalized After Contracting COVID-19: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/16/lawyer-for-covid-19-defying-pastor-hospitalized-after-contracting-covid-19/ Tony Spell Wants People to Send Him Their $1,200 Stimulus Checks: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/16/covid-19-denying-pastor-wants-people-to-send-him-their-1200-stimulus-checks/ 130 Christians Still Went to Death-Cult Leader Tony Spell’s Church on Sunday: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/20/130-christians-still-went-to-death-cult-leader-tony-spells-church-on-sunday/ In Call with Pastors, Secretary of State Promotes Christian Nation Myth: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/14/in-call-with-pastors-secretary-of-state-promotes-christian-nation-myth/ Hey, Democrats: Atheists Are the Most Politically Active Group in the Country: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/14/hey-democrats-atheists-are-the-most-politically-active-group-in-the-country/ These Christian Moms Are Complaining About Gay Duck Dads in DuckTales: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/17/these-christian-moms-are-complaining-about-gay-duck-dads-in-ducktales/ Christian Publisher Announces New Edition of The Quran Meant for Missionaries: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/16/christian-publisher-announces-new-edition-of-the-quran-meant-for-missionaries/

374: Absolutely Relative Edition

In this week’s episode, it’s “Ask an Atheist Day” so we ask Eli about the mayonaise, Mama Bear Apologetics explains the theory of absolute relativity, and we revisit a time before you even knew your per shit toilet paper usage. — To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ To hear more from our intrepid audio engineer Morgan Clarke, click here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/ — Guest Links: Listen to Noah on Unapologetix: https://soundcloud.com/user-567863919/the-fing-noah-lugeons-edition?fbclid=IwAR1RXOELSVsOMwS8aTXo9ihJ1CbiCn_vPcEk0PFkGQWmKnbvyejCXDEcazQ

373: Fight for Your Right to Petri Edition

In this week’s episode, the missionary position gets a LOT less boring, we learn that blood plasma is a sacred bond between one man and one woman, and we’ve now spent one sixteenth as long in lockdown as Cardinal Pell ever will. — To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ To hear more from our intrepid audio engineer Morgan Clarke, click here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/ — Appearances: Check out Noah on Inkredulous here: http://www.merseysideskeptics.org.uk/2020/04/inkredulous-episode-047/ — Headlines: Volunteers for Franklin Graham’s NYC COVID-19 tent hospital must be anti-LGBTQ: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/31/volunteers-for-franklin-grahams-nyc-covid-19-tent-hospital-must-be-anti-lgbtq/ Doctors need COVID-19 blood antibodies but still have to turn away gay donors: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/02/doctors-need-covid-19-blood-antibodies-but-still-have-to-turn-away-gay-donors/ IIndia’s infection made way worse by Muslim missionaries: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/04/in-india-some-suspect-that-muslim-missionaries-spread-covid-19-intentionally/ And A Third of All COVID-19 Cases in one CA County Can Be Traced Back to Churches  https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/03/a-third-of-all-covid-19-cases-in-one-ca-county-can-be-traced-back-to-churches/ Cardinal Pell conviction overturned: https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/06/australia/australia-cardinal-pell-high-court-hnk-intl/index.html Religious people filing lawsuits that stay-at-home orders are anti-Christian persecution: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/03/colorado-man-sues-state-for-forcing-his-church-to-close-during-the-pandemic/ https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/31/texas-pastors-sue-judge-over-stay-at-home-order-that-closed-their-churches/ Coronavirus relief plan to shuffle enormous amounts of tax money to churches: https://www.atheists.org/2020/04/churches-preference-small-business-aid-package/?fbclid=IwAR3zPOBjHK2Zp5PRZgk_3lPkYvNl8WxMonl3le3k5R27NnCzTweawViUC8I and https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2020/04/06/828462517/another-break-from-the-past-government-will-help-churches-pay-pastor-salaries?fbclid=IwAR1kb4EgjlapjOrCHeYo3d7mLIVTO-w9nMBtA0Pn8F7aSXKtEw_EsLnIv5Y Fresh from White House, MyPillow guy retweets post connecting company to QAnon: https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/fresh-from-white-house-mypillow-guy-retweets-post-connecting-company-to-qanon/ Pastor Checks-His-Phone Warns Atheists to Stop Dragging People to Hell: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/02/pastor-checks-his-phone-warns-atheists-stop-dragging-people-to-hell/ Tony Spell, Louisiana’s COVID-19-Defying Pastor, Is Charged With Six Misdemeanors: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/01/tony-spell-louisianas-covid-19-defying-pastor-is-charged-with-six-misdemeanors/ And he hired Roy Moore: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/02/tony-spell-hires-al-judge-roy-moore-to-defend-him-holds-another-church-service/

372: Quarantine Angst Edition

In this week’s episode, we discuss the dangerous condition of quarantine angst, Christianity looks on the bright side of hundreds of thousands of deaths, and Tom and Cecil from CogDis will be here to insult animals and stuff. — To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ To hear more from our intrepid audio engineer Morgan Clarke, click here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/ — Guest Links: Check out more from Tom and Cecil here: https://dissonancepod.com/ — Headlines: Florida pastor arrested for failing to shut down services: https://www.fox13news.com/news/tampa-megachurch-pastor-arrested-after-leading-packed-services-despite-safer-at-home-orders also, same guy said god will multiply your toilet paper rolls: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/29/pastor-if-you-have-faith-in-god-hell-multiply-your-toilet-paper-rolls/ Conservative Writer: The Upside to COVID-19? It Shut Down Drag Queen Story Hours: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/22/conservative-writer-the-upside-to-covid-19-it-shut-down-drag-queen-story-hours-2/ Jehovah’s Witnesses Leader on COVID-19: “Cheer Up! It’s Gonna Get Worse!”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/22/jehovahs-witnesses-leader-on-covid-19-cheer-up-its-gonna-get-worse/ Anne Graham Lotz: COVID-19 is Great Since It May Trigger a “Spiritual Revival”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/30/anne-graham-lotz-covid-19-is-great-since-it-may-trigger-a-spiritual-revival-2/ Texas Republican Says COVID-19 Saves Lives Because Abortion Clinics Have Closed: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/28/texas-republican-says-covid-19-saves-lives-because-abortion-clinics-have-closed/ Survey Finds Religious Americans Are More Afraid of Everything: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/18/survey-finds-religious-americans-are-more-afraid-of-everything/

371: Electric Boog-Achoo Edition

In this week’s episode, we desperately try to find something to talk about other than the coronavirus, and occasionally we succeed. — To make a per episode donation at Patreon.com, click here: http://www.patreon.com/ScathingAtheist To buy our book, click there: http://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Godless-Misanthrope-Scathing-Presents-ebook/dp/B00J53FZFI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396141562&sr=8-1 To check out our sister show, The Skepticrat, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat To check out our sister show’s hot friend, God Awful Movies, click here: https://audioboom.com/channel/god-awful-movies To check out out half-sister show, Citation Needed, click here: http://citationpod.com/ To hear more from our intrepid audio engineer Morgan Clarke, click here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/ — Headlines: 77% of White Evangelicals Say Trump Is Doing a Good Job Dealing With Coronavirus: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/20/77-of-white-evangelicals-say-trump-is-doing-a-good-job-dealing-with-coronavirus/ Michigan: Churches Won’t Get Punished if More Than 50 People Gather: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/22/michigan-churches-wont-get-punished-if-more-than-50-people-gather/ An Estimated 25,000 People Gathered in Bangladesh to Pray Away COVID-19: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/21/an-estimated-25000-people-gathered-in-bangladesh-to-pray-away-covid-19/ Christian-Owned Hobby Lobby Refuses to Close All Stores During Pandemic: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/21/christian-owned-hobby-lobby-refuses-to-close-stores-during-pandemic/ Despite COVID-19, These Evangelicals Want to Convert Isolated Brazilian Tribes: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/21/despite-covid-19-these-evangelicals-want-to-convert-isolated-brazilian-tribes/ Christian Activist: COVID-19 Arose After the Chinese Ate Biblically Unclean Food: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/19/christian-activist-covid-19-arose-after-the-chinese-ate-biblically-unclean-food/ GOP Lawmaker Opposed Pandemic Relief Bill Because It Was Too Gay-Friendly: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/19/gop-lawmaker-opposed-pandemic-relief-bill-because-it-was-too-gay-friendly/ Christian Group: Don’t Call Us an Anti-LGBTQ “Hate Group” During a Pandemic: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/19/christian-group-dont-call-us-an-anti-lgbtq-hate-group-during-a-pandemic/ FL County Commissioner: I’m “Sorry” for Saying Hair Dryers Cure COVID-19: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/22/fl-county-commissioner-im-sorry-for-saying-hair-dryers-cure-covid-19/ Dave Daubenmire: The “Activist Mommy” is Telling “Half-Truths” About Her Divorce: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/20/dave-daubenmire-the-activist-mommy-is-telling-half-truths-about-her-divorce-2/ What Name Comes to Mind When You Think of Atheism? Many Americans Say… “Satan”:  https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/18/what-name-comes-to-mind-when-you-think-of-atheism-many-americans-say-satan/ — This Week in Misogyny: Ohio and Texas halt abortions during pandemic: https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2020/3/22/21189847/coronavirus-ohio-abortion-elective-surgeries and https://www.politico.com/news/2020/03/24/pandemic-new-front-abortion-wars-147315 Pastor: God gave men stronger sex drives so they’d pursue marriage: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/03/24/christian-ministry-god-gave-men-stronger-sex-drives-so-theyd-pursue-marriage/