72: Christmas on Salvation Street

On this week’s episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Christmas on Salvation Street; the heartwarming story of nothing happening for an hour and forty-five minutes. But it’s a Christmas movie, otherwise why would there be all this tinsel? To get tickets to our live show in Chicago on January 13th (guest starring Tom and Cecil from Cognitive Dissonance), go here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-with-cognitive-dissonance-tickets-29713113723 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts

71: Apocalypse 4: Judgement

This week, Andrew Torrez of the Opening Arguments Podcast joins us to break down the court room drama that caps off our four movie-trilogy. Listen as we desperately try to decipher the post-rapture legal system, as well as the English translation of whatever the hell Mr. T is saying. To get tickets to our live show in Chicago on January 13th (guest starring Tom and Cecil from Cognitive Dissonance), go here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-with-cognitive-dissonance-tickets-29713113723 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts

70: Apocalypse 3: Tribulation

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Apocalypse 3: Tribulation; the story of Gary Busey not being in the shape required to jog on camera anymore, but doing it anyway. To get tickets to our live show in Chicago on January 13th (guest starring Tom and Cecil from Cognitive Dissonance), go here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-with-cognitive-dissonance-tickets-29713113723 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts

69: Apocalypse 2: Revelation

On this week’s show, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Apocalyse 2: Revelation; a heart-warming buddy cop movie where a hardened detective looking for clues that can lead him to his family, and his wacky, wheelchair-bound sidekick team up to take on the antichrist. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts

68: Apocalypse: Caught in the Eye of the Storm

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of “Apocalypse: Caught in the Eye of the Storm”; a story of the biblical apocalypse as told through whatever spare CNN stock the producers could get their hands on. Join us as we marvel at the insensitive appropriation of real people’s suffering for the sake of a crappy movie featuring Frankenstein’s Game Show Host. You can find tickets to our live show in Chicago on Friday, January 13th here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-with-cognitive-dissonance-tickets-29713113723 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts

67: Blood Freak

In this week’s show, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of Blood Freak, the single greatest use of the cinematic medium in both history and future. It’s the classic story of boy meets girl, eats poisonous science-turkey, gets turned into a blood drinking mutant, and then turns to Jesus. If you’d like to pick up tickets to see us live in Chicago on Friday, January 13th, you can find them here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-with-cognitive-dissonance-tickets-29713113723 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts

66: King's Faith

On this week’s episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of King’s Faith; the story of a human who does things, many of which are unrelated to one another. That’s the closest we could collectively come to a plot synopsis. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts

65: Holyman Undercover

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Holyman Undercover, the story of a bunch of Christian extremists trying to write about other Christian extremists so as to make them seem wacky. Watch as Baptist evolution deniers throw down against Anabaptist zipper deniers in a film that features David AR White taking on dual roles, and failing miserably at both. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts

64: The Atheist Delusion

This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for an atheist review of The Atheist Delusion, a hybrid of man on the street interviews with high teenagers who can’t explain cosmology to Ray Comfort, and left over stock footage of animals. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts

63: I'm Not Ashamed

This week, Eli and Noah team up with writer, comedian, improv artist, and guest masochist Keisha Zollar for an atheist review of “I’m Not Ashamed”; a film about how it’s okay to exploit the deaths of thirteen people in a tragic school shooting, as long as you’re doing it for Jesus. If you’d like to hear/see more of Keisha, you can find her website here: http://www.keishazollar.com/ If you’d like to keep up with her on Twitter, you’ll find her here: https://twitter.com/keishaz Special thanks to Morgan Clarke for some background music in this week’s show. If you’d like to hear him do music for realsies, you can find him here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts

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