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52: What the Bleep do we Know?
In this week’s episode, Eli, Noah, and Heath team up for a skeptical review of What the Bleep do we Know?, the 2004 classic of quantum woo. From “scientific” studies that show you can meditate away high murder rates to “scientific” “proof” that water gets sad when you say mean things to it, this film crams so much bullshit into one place there’s no way to describe it but impacted. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page.
51: Vultures of Horror 2
On this week’s episode, we pull a late audible and Heath, Noah, and Eli join forces for an atheist review of Vultures of Horror 2. In the second edition of everyone’s favorite supernatural Nigerian Christian soap opera, nothing happens. But he still talk about it for an hour. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page. This podcast is a production of Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC.
50: Day When the Sun Rises in the West
In this week’s episode, Heath, Noah, and Eli team up for an atheist review of Day When Sun Rises in West: Film that Shock the World. In this tale of inevitable destruction, four Muslim friends wonder if the end times will disturb their exciting life of chicken eating, rubble visiting, and cartoon sound effects. Combining poorly translated air conditioner instructions style subtitles, visual effects that wouldn’t have made it passed the Vultures of Horror directors, and the typical Muslim tendency to take all the crazy up to eleven, Day When Sun Rises in West earns a place towards the very top of the “worst nonsense we’ve ever sat through” rankings. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page. This podcast is a production of Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC. Copyright 2016, all rights reserved.
49: Will A Man Rob God?
This week, Ishmael Brown joins us to talk about Would A Man Rob God? … It’s a slightly musical stage play about prosperity churches, performed for a very unimpressed live studio audience, and made into a movie that all takes place in the same room. And no Brie Larson. — If you’d like to hear more from Ishmael, you can check out his podcast, or his Facebook page. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page. This podcast is a production of Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
48: Accidental Activist
This week, Callie Wright and Ari Stillman of the Gaytheist Manifesto Podcast join Eli, Noah, and Heath for an atheist review of Accidental Activist, a film about a bigot who struggles with the harsh consequences of his bigotry while trying his best to maintain in despite society moving forward without him. It’s a movie where we’re almost certain that they meant for the bigot to be the good guy, but it’s really hard to tell. — If you’d like to hear more from Callie and Ari, you can check out their podcast, their blog, or you can like their Facebook Page. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page.
47: Leap 2: Rise of the Beast
This week, Eli, Noah, and Heath join forces for an atheist review of Leap 2: Rise of the Beast, a low-budget (no… lower than that) action packed drama about a group of sassy teens that stand up to the Catholic antichrist with a combination of parkour skills, kung fu, and old fashioned pluck. Somehow managing to pack even less parkour into this sequel, filmmaker Chris Tempel seems to have used this film to chastise people who said nothing could be worse than the prequel. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page.
46: Leap
This week Eli, Noah, and Heath join forces for an atheist review of Leap, a no-budget film about four friends who decide to use their remedial gymnastic skills to save souls for Jesus, despite ominous warnings from one of those teams of atheists that kill Christian parkour ministers. With substantially substandard cinematography, acting, music, editing, ADR, stunts, writing, and plot; Leap makes a valiant effort at being the worst movie we’ve ever reviewed. If you’d like to chime in on locations for our 2017 national tour, you can take the survey here. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page.
45: God's Army
This week, Heath has the sense not to join Eli and Noah as they embark on an atheist review of God’s Army, the story of an alien lifeform that’s disguised itself as a mole and hitched a ride on the face of a Mormon missionary. Or at least that was the story I was telling myself by the end just to keep from dying of boredom. Racism, sexism, and the most lazily jingled keys in the history of Christian film await on this week’s conclusion of Mormon Movie Month. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page.
44: The Book of Mormon Volume One: The Journey
On this week’s episode, Dan and Mark from Thank God I’m Atheist join us for an atheist review of The Book of Mormon Volume One: The Journey; the story of a crazy guy following the voices in his head across a desert while his children repeatedly try to kill each other. It’s a journey of wonder, discovery, anachronisms, overweight camels from the wrong continent, and love. You can hear more of Dan (and, to a lesser extent, Mark) by checking out Thank God I’m Atheist — If you want to see us live in NYC, you can get tickets here. If you want to see us live in Manchester, England, book your QED tickets here. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page.
43: Cipher in the Snow and Johnny Lingo
This week, Eli and Noah are joined by Bryce Blankenagel for an atheist review of Cipher in the Show and Johnny Lingo, two “educational” shorts produced by BYU in a desperate (and misguided) effort to make Mormonism seem normal. — If you’d like to hear more from Bryce, you can check him out on The Naked Mormonism Podcast or on My Book of Mormon. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page.