New Patreon Goals because you broke them all!

Hello Patrons, 

Because we have the very best fans in the Atheist Universe, we have to make new Patreon goals. You broke the previous ones In the first 10 days of the #Matreon pledge drive –  you exceeded all expectations. If you haven’t looked at the revised tiers on the website yet, we’ve added a ton of new stuff and created super goals at $25 and $100 levels. 

**** Here are your next challenges if you choose to accept:

1. You have already exceeded the goal to hold a PiaT Pajama party, so look for your invitation to this live streaming event to be held the first week of June. All Patrons will be invited to watch. 

2. You have already exceeded the goal to make us create a PiaT album which will include many of your favorite compilations from Scathing Atheist and God Awful Movies. That’s a reward for the $5+ tier. 

3.  You passed this goal of $3900 yesterday! “The Serious Atheist”: At the request of our patrons, we’ll start recording unscripted, patron only episodes about some of the more serious topics that matter to us and our community. This reward will be assigned at the $2 and higher tiers. 

As of this post, you are only $12 away from this goal! 

$4000 – Melania and Sarah AMA: During the Pajama party, Eli and Heath will take questions from the audience in character (and maybe even in costume). All Patrons of record by 5/27 will be getting a PJ party invitation. 

~Next Up: 

$4200 – Sing along: This goal earns us a special live performance from the one and only Anna Bosnick during the pajama party. All Patrons of record by 5/27 will be getting a PJ party invitation. 

$4400 – Ringtones: We’ll put together a series of ringtones using your favorite sounds, songs, and catch phrases from the show. This will be assigned at the $2 and higher tiers. 

$4600 – D&D: Weird one, I know, but it was our top patron request. Eli will take Heath, Noah, and Andrew through a D&D campaign during the pajama party. All Patrons of record by 5/27 will be getting a PJ party invitation. 

$4800 – Eli plays golf: Heath, Andrew, and Noah (all golfers to varying degrees) take Eli out and share video of his first experience golfing… or even being out in the sun for more than 30 minutes at a time. All Patrons will get to watch the video of this goal it hit.

$5000 – Twister: This was the lowest amount that we could go to where Andrew would agree to play Twister in his pajamas with us. All Patrons of record by 5/27 will be getting a PJ party invitation. 

Tell us what you think. Give us your feedback, We’re listening. 

The Scathing Atheist Team