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🔒 GAM116 The Monster Project

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🔒 GAM Bonus 017: Furious 7

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🔒 GAM115 Let There Be Light

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🔒 GAM114: The Life Zone

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🔒 GAM113 The Appointment

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🔒 GAM Bonus 016: Little Nicky

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🔒 GAM112 The Passage to Zarahemla LIVE from Salt Lake City

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🔒 GAM111 The Grim Reaper (Live from Austin)

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🔒 GAM110 Agent Emes: Rabbi-napped

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🔒 GAM109 The Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults

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🔒 GAM107 M 10.28

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🔒 GAM106 Agent Emes: The Fish Head

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🔒 GAM105: Exit: The Appeal of Suicide

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🔒 GAM104: Dashavatar

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🔒 GAM Bonus 015: Transformers – The Last Knight

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🔒 GAM103 Creed of Gold

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225: Santa Claus

This week, guest masochist Rebecca Vigil joins us for an atheist review of the 1959 Mexican classic, “Santa Claus”; a movie I was only able to discern from an acid trip by the fact that my notes lined up with everybody else’s. — If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

224: Savior

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of “Savior”; a movie that asks “What would happen if Jesus was born in modern day England?” and answers “Nothing much, as it turns out.”  But with an accent. — If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

223: Pumpkin Pie Wars

On this week’s episode, we crank it up to a 3.4 or so. — How to Participate in Vulgarity for Charity: Click here to donate to Modest Needs Send your donation receipt to this email, along with info on who you want insulted. — If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

222: The Story of Mankind

This week, guest masochist Tracie Harris joins us for an atheist review of “The Story of Mankind”; a 1957 film that redefined how bad movies could be in an age where they cost that much to film. — How to Participate in Vulgarity for Charity: Click here to donate to Modest Needs Send your donation receipt to this email, along with info on who you want insulted. — Check out the Truth & Transparency foundation here: https://truthandtransparency.org/ — If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

221: Fire by Nite 1: Peer Pressure

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of the debut episode of “Fire by Nite”; a frighteningly long running evangelical rip off of Saturday Night Live that had a less strict policy about offensive accents. — How to Participate in Vulgarity for Charity: Click here to donate to Modest Needs Send your donation receipt to vulgarityforcharity@gmail.com, along with info on who you want insulted. — If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

220: Gramps Goes to College

This week, Noah and Eli team up for an atheist review of “Gramps Goes to College”; the story of what you fantasize about when you’re not allowed to think about sex. — How to Participate in Vulgarity for Charity: Click here to donate to Modest Needs Send your donation receipt to vulgarityforcharity@gmail.com, along with info on who you want insulted. — If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

219: The Reliant

This week, the gang gets together for a one-night only Fathom Event starring Kevin Sorbo*, Eric Roberts*, and the 2nd Amendment. — *starring as in… in the movie enough for them to put them at the top of the cast list on IMDb — If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

218: Doorways to Danger

This week, guest masochist Michael Marshall joins us to discuss the one way portal to hell that is the Ouija board. — Check out Marsh’s show, Be Reasonable. Check out Marsh’s other show, Skeptics with a K — — If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

217: Along Came the Devil

This week, guest masochist Rebecca Vigil joins us to help give the devil some weight management tips. — If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

216: The Devil Within Her

This week, we have an atheist review of The Devil Within Her. It’s about a demon baby. Nuff said. And somehow we talked repeat guest masochist Anna Bosnick into joining us. — If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

215: Can I Get a Witness Protection?

On this week’s episode, Aaron Rabinowitz joins us to review one continuous setup with no punchline. — Hear more from Aaron on Embrace the Void and Philosophers in Space! — If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

214: Pilgrim's Progress (2017)

This week, guest masochist Thomas Smith joins us to take on one of the most beloved works of literature in history. Because it’s crap. But not as crap as the movie this community theater troupe put together based on it. — Check out more of Thomas Smith on Opening Arguments, Serious Inquiries Only, and Philosophers in Space. — If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/