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🔒 GAM102 The Mark 2: Redemption

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🔒 GAM101 The Mark

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🔒 GAM100 Bibleman: Defeating the Shadow of Doubt

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🔒 GAM099 Journey to the Sky LIVE in Seattle

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🔒 GAM Bonus 014: The Last Airbender

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🔒 GAM098 Believe

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🔒 GAM097 Six The Mark Unleashed

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🔒 GAM096 Love Different

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🔒 GAM095 The Cross and the Switchblade LIVE from NYC

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🔒 GAM094 The Prophecy 3: The Ascent

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🔒 GAM093 The Prophecy II

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🔒 GAM Bonus 013: XXX The Return of Xander Cage

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🔒 GAM092 The Prophecy

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🔒 GAM091 Heaven Bound

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🔒 GAM Bonus 012: The Wicker Man

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🔒 GAM090 End of Days

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213: Rocky V

On this week’s episode, Andrew Torrez joins us to discuss the notoriously faith-based film “Rocky V”, in which Heath and Eli swear up and down that they’re not just going off assignment because Noah was taking the weekend off. — If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

212: The Healing

On this week’s episode, guest masochist Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of “The Healing”; the story of a successful doctor who becomes an alcoholic after a terrible tragedy. But after losing his job, his money, his home, and his dignity; he finds out that if he becomes Christian, he can be a homeless, broke, unemployed, undignified person without the alcohol. Check out Marsh’s show, Be Reasonable. Check out Marsh’s other show, Skeptics with a K If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

211: What the Health?

This week, guest masochist Pixie Turner joins us for a skeptical review of “That the Health?”, the story of a grown man arguing with real doctors based on ‘stuff he done found on the googles.’ Be sure to check out Pixie’s Instagram page here: https://www.instagram.com/pixienutrition/ And get Pixie’s book “The No Need to Diet Book” here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/1788547152/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_bibl_vppi_i0 — If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

210: Overcomer

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Overcomer; the latest Kendrick brothers offering that leaves us longing for the competent acting of Kirk Cameron. — If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

209: Come What May

This week, Andrew Torrez joins the gang for an atheist review of “Come What May”, the story of a fake law school losing a fake competition with fake arguments. — If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

208: 7 Reasons

This week, guest masochist Anna Bosnick joins us for an atheist review of “7 Reasons”; the story of Ray Comfort getting college students to say “sure whatever” as a condition of him leaving them alone. — If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

207: Shark Exorcist

This week, we team up to review Shark Exorcist, a movie about a shark that isn’t an exorcist, and an exorcist that isn’t a shark. — If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

206: Amerigeddon (Live from Virginia Beach)

This week, we take the show on the road to sunny Virginia Beach to watch the things Alex Jones would have nightmares about if the amphetamine-soaked juice box liners let him sleep. — If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

205: Deadly Attraction

On this week’s episode, we might just find a new worst movie. — Come see us live in Virginia Beach! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-virginia-beach-tickets-63066905813 Hear more from Cecil on Cognitive Dissonance. If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

204: The Mystical Laws

On this week’s episode, Mark from the How to Heretic podcast (listen here) joins us to desperately try to convince you this is all what really happened in the movie. — Come see us live in Virginia Beach! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-virginia-beach-tickets-63066905813 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

203: Beyond and Back

This week, Eli and Heath team up with special guest Jonathan Jarry for an atheist review of “Beyond and Back” … the story of how almost dying proves that Jesus Christ is our lord and savior. Disclaimer: Don’t almost die. And don’t do anything similar to that. — You can find Jonathan on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/crackedscience His podcast is The Body of Evidence: http://bodyofevidence.ca/podcast All of his science work is accessible here: https://jonathanjarry.com — Come see us live in Virginia Beach! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-virginia-beach-tickets-63066905813 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

202: Father, Son, and Holy Moses

This week, Eli and Noah team up for an atheist review of “Father, Son, and Holy Moses”, the story of a Christian improv class with a camera saying “You know what’s funny? Jews.” — Come see us live in Virginia Beach! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-virginia-beach-tickets-63066905813 If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/